Detesticus's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Goku SSJ for 1st time]

No Humor Score? To quote Goku...

"There's noyhing funny ABOUT this, Freeza."

Damn oh man, do I love THAT scene. I mean seriously, I don't mean to sound trivial, but I appreciate that ONE scene in all of Dragonball Z in so many levels. To me, it represents sheer anger, determination, courage, empowerment, and of course ASS-KCIKING all your "Haters" out there. Not to sound like a nerd, but that scene is just SO cannonical in all of anime, where Goku becomes so angry that it almost transcends human comprehenson...

The only fly in the ointment here is that for Funimation, they used those shitty voices and dialogue...but the mood and setting. You modestly tried to imitate the graphics, and that's respectable. I wish you could have used real, BETTER voices but I know that would taken a lot of memory to do so.

But still, do I LOVE that scene. Seen from a bad angle, it almost seems like Goku's trying to pass a stone or even jack off. I guess I'm thinking about it too hard.

I've been thinking about a great idea to deconstruct this moment. Maybe I could do it, I do know Flash. How about taking the cast of Sonic the Hedgehog, and Freeza grabs hold of Tails and explodes him in the air...and Sonic wildly transforms into Super Sonic?!

I know...stupid...heh.

Barry-the-SuperScot responds:

Er.. yes. That certainly was a random review, but thanks anyway. ^_^
Keep an eye out for my next movie!

[Streets Of Fighter]

Well, at least you admit it is bad.

I'm surprised you didn't even HINT at how similar Capcom "Final Fight" series is to "Streets of Rage." I mean Axel is basically a carbon copy of Cody. ANd even though this is your first animation with FLash, I must extol you for a sublime concept as joining Streets of Rage and Street Fighter. In my opinion, SOR@ is the best of all 3 SORs and there should be MORE tributes to the great sidescroller at NG.

I would work on your Sprite Ripping, sound, and hell you don't need me to tell you. As a whole, this piece feels incongrouous with all the bad quality. THe worst moment here was in the discom where the "Arrow" is seen when it really shouldn't be there? It's like, did he even bother to take that out? The funniest part was when Axel laid down ALL the bags of cash you usually pick up in a SOR game for bonus points. I guess Axel keeps them stored up, eh? ANd uh...let's have a better plot huh? ANything that revolves around cheatin' and fuckin' belongs in the inbred crowd of the Jerry Springer show. Try something more original and personal.

But still, I applaud you for your efforts and the recognition of Streets of Rage and Street Fighter.

-Detesticus

Gusc responds:

Well, sometimes "fuck" and other stinking words can do better than other things, just becouse i had never made a movie before (in flash) is good proof enough that if i had put something more original then it wouldnt be as normal as this.

SOR 3 forever ;)

[MegaMan/X:Final Battle 4]

If that kickass pic of Zero was any indication...

...this is a good movie. There a lot of battles here that SHOOULD take place in regular CAPCOM games...pity. But what makes this Flash so good is that it uses the best MM/MMX music!!! Especially the MMXi Sigma Fortrss Stage 1 music...my favorite!!! Plus there's a plot too, something missing in the MMX series.

But let's see how your other movies fare.

-Detesticus

CheveLoco responds:

thanx..glad u liked it

[MegaMan/X:Final Battle 6]

PIMPULENT Graphics, yet a GLIB plotline...

Oohh I say...the graphics ALMOST REEKED of the PIMPETRY! They almost did! But the way you superimposed a MM7 MegaMan Face on a MM8 MegaMan Body during the times he's supposed to be "smiling" made me writhe in revulsion.

Well, maybe not THAT much. Still the graphics are good, and seeing all the Mavericks in action is nice...especially the Hammerhead Shark. The use of MM Music was GOOD...especiallt the MMX 1 music! Too KEWL, hoe!

BUT WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO BASS? Did that CockJukka die? Probably better off that way. Next time, make a better storyline than the ole' "Let's save the World and have tea" plot.

-Detesticus

CheveLoco responds:

well yeah he may be dead..maybe..:P

[Megaman Zero]

Why is this movie rated BLUE?

It ain't DAT good.

But seriously, the art, if traced, was still serviceable...and nice to boot. Except for that one part where Zero was "running," his legs did bend at all, but just "moved" back and forth...and his left leg was too long. The music was good, but hey dude...this is MegaMan and I wanna hear MegaMan music, bitch!

Once this movie reaches it's apex of perfection...THEN I will stick my penis into it and make sweet love.

Adios, mon amis.

(When will CRAPCOM finally stop making spinoff after spinoff of it's popular titles???)

-Detesticus

morethanheroes responds:

whatever, your opinion bucko...